oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

(via potterismymockingjay)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via froofie)

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

(via thesuninmyuniverse)

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

(via thesuninmyuniverse)

froofie:

delusioninabox:

Daily #481! Probably why I don’t have many friends.

gpoy

“Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.”
— Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

(via kingofwesteros)

nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

(via selener-germez)

MNL > YVR > LAX ✈ it’s gonna be a crazy 24 hours (at NAIA 2 - International Departures)

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

w

h

y

(via selener-germez)

college should be $25

(via windos98)

thedorito:

I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into a house thinking there’s a robber and imagehello

(via ladykyojin)

krisjener:

it’s coming to that time of year where sweater weather turns into sweaty weather

(via selener-germez)

kylejosimmons:

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